Existential Crisis

aidashakur:

The problem with this is, my gut usually says no.

90sdefect:

…I’d rather stay in the crib, tbh.

I posted this in 2017 and it’s still true, I just didn’t think it would be forced 😂

gandreida:

teaboot:

timugamaileilani:

teaboot:

autisticexpression:

teaboot:

I’ve discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

Round One

Dog toy

Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.

Round Two:

D-dog…toy?

tsunamiwavesurfing:

theebenzz:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

theebenzz:

lol, if i call a nigga at midnight + he don’t answer my call but then text me “wassup” what that mean 🤔

this was a good set up to cause chaos but I’ll use the last of the three mature/adult tokens I get in my yearly allowance. maybe he was away from the phone when you called and is now getting back to you? seems like a thoughtful guy

Stfu, he text back immediately after i called him after he had already accidentally sending me his address that i already know 🤣 he would’ve been better off playing sleep lmao

he was fucking another bitch candles and everything and you nearly killed the vibes. you need to work on your timing and stop calling outside of sociable hours. he’ll schedule you in eventually

handsy-slushed-deactivated20210:

miradademujer:

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