arandomwhitedude:

90sdefect:

I was at the bar last night and I had to piss very bad, so I go in there and caught a white dude pissing in the sink…but there were stalls open.

Safe to say I didn’t have to pee anymore.

Too turnt

Way too turnt.

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dopernose:

Martin Luffa Kang Jr.

Booty had me like

dopernose:

Martin Luffa Kang Jr.

Booty had me like

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generalbriefing:

Yep this pretty much covers how history is taught here

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thebambideer:

I send good morning nudes to my boyfriend.

I’m an amazing girlfriend.

I gotta get a girlfriend yo

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ok ok, I just finished it.

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deezybabyyy:

Still the most beautiful post on Tumblr.

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So…I have a paper due in an hour and I haven’t started on it yet.

I’ve been scrolling tumblr

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

image

THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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kayiapoo69:

Everything the light touches is your kingdom 👌 👌 👏 👏

…iight

kayiapoo69:

Everything the light touches is your kingdom 👌 👌 👏 👏

…iight

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thirstingaintdead:

vinebox:

All black people can relate to yah moms tripping like this

I’m ptsd’ing right now.

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