I’ve nutted in a chick before…
Mentally, the worse decision I’ve ever made. My mind raced for hours and I was scared as shit!
Physically, fucking awesome. Shit was warm and wet as fuck.
im blocking this post.
I always laugh hard as fuck at this.
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is on
Man I love this movie.
I might watch that.
I have so many reasons not to trust females. I’ve seen so much shit, but revealing that will also point out my aintshitness, so fuck it.
When u hit the blunt an you ain’t tryna cough in front of the cool kids
my dick aint small its compact. lightweight. efficient. like a sports car. you think I have time to carry a huge dick everywhere I go? in 2013? wrong, my penis is the way of the future
my work ethic is basically “if it doesn’t have to be done right this second then I’m not gonna do it”
You could literally give me a year to do a one hour project and I would still wait until the last possible moment to do it.
- Television: In the criminal justice system--
- Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN.