I was at the bar last night and I had to piss very bad, so I go in there and caught a white dude pissing in the sink…but there were stalls open.
Safe to say I didn’t have to pee anymore.
Way too turnt.
Yep this pretty much covers how history is taught here
I send good morning nudes to my boyfriend.
I’m an amazing girlfriend.
I gotta get a girlfriend yo
So…I have a paper due in an hour and I haven’t started on it yet.
I’ve been scrolling tumblr
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
Everything the light touches is your kingdom 👌 👌 👏 👏